I may not be an old hack, but I'm a hack nonetheless

I felt like giving up on the whole email thing today. But then I thought of the listeners out there. YOU, yes I'm talking to YOU. I knew that you cared just as much as I do about finding out what this email says, if it has a connection with something Jacob is cooking up or if it has nothing to do with anything and everything and...well anyway, I didn't want to let you guys down. So here you go.

-Intern James-